[求翻译]这段文字说的是啥？懂粤语的朋友进

newasimov

3樓的繙譯已經去掉了不和諧的部分

lazycat

很长，有人翻了我就不翻了…………

oce

3楼真强大....................

阿尔卑斯

I went shopping today to see a fool.
He acts weird, and that I am old-fashioned.
I took the hat can be a complaint can be put on headphones to hear him spit.
Check it out, turned out to be a non-mainstream SB
Non-mainstream, so get extremely smart also oil, not to wash their hands after the toilet, clothes East 1 West 1, narrow pants plus the first explosion, which looks to be passed, he added.
Non-mainstream, which are all good people who really, really deal with them 82 gold idols (Hong Kong star)

太长不想翻译下去