第一章GOAT考试翻译

sonicsnake

实际上对后面的影响不大，但是出的题很搞笑，翻译下：
特别注明下原帖来自游侠网，但是很多翻译的不够好自己改动过

1:You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells:"i'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" what's your response?
一个疯狂的避难所科学家接近你并叫道：我打算将我的量子调谐器插进你的光子共振腔，你的反应是？

a.But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?
(但是博士，那样不会因为核裂变而造成不稳定吗)

b.yeah? up yours too,buddy!
(什么? 你自己也来试试吧，老兄!)

c.Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. for all you know, he was planning on blowing up the vault
(什么也不说，操起附近的水管敲晕他，你意识到，他正计划炸毁避难所)

4.Say nothing, but slip away before the scientisi can continue his rant
(什么也不说，在他继续他的演讲之前闪人)


2:While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection in his foot stumbles through the door. the infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. what do you do?
你在诊所里做实习工作，一个脚上带奇怪感染的病人一瘸一拐地进门，感染扩散的速度惊人，但医生当时不在，你该怎么做?

a.Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
(感染扩散之前将其截肢)

b.Scream for help
(尖叫求助)

c.Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
(尽你所能，用药抑制感染区域)

d.restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads
(控制住病人，然后就呆呆的看着感染扩散)


3:You discover a young boy in the lower levels of the vault. he's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property what do you do?
(你在避难所底层发现一个小男孩，他又饿又害怕，但是好像他偷过东西，你会如何做?)

a.Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will bo okay
(上去抱抱他，并安慰他一切都会好的)

b.Confiscate the stolen property by force, and leave the boy there as punishment
(强行夺取他的赃物，并把他丢在那里一个人作为惩罚)

C.Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself and leave him to his fate
(把他扒了以后闪人，让他听天由命)

D.Lead the boy to safety, and then turn him in to the overseer
(带他去安全的地方,然后把他交给避难所总管)


4:Congratulations! you've made one of the vault 101 baseball teams which position do you prefer.
(恭喜你，你已成为101避难所棒球队的一员，你会选择什么位置？)

a.Pitcher
(投手)

b.Catcher
(接球手)

3.Designated hitter
(指定打击手)

4.None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
(不选，你认为避难所应该建个足球队)


5:Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol, and orders you to kill another vault resident. what do you do?
(你的祖母邀请你去喝茶，但是你很惊讶她给了你一把***，并要你干掉另一个避难所的居民，你会怎么做?)

a.Obey your elder and kill the resident with the pistol
(服从你的长辈，用她给你的枪干掉居民)

b.Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life
(提出用你最宝贵的东西赎他一命)

c.Ask granny for a minigun instead. after all, you don't want to miss
(问祖母要一把迷你机关枪，毕竟你不想失手)

d.Throw your tea in granny's face
(茶甩祖母脸上)



6:Old mister abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to git him out. how do you proceed?
(一位老人又把自己锁在他的房间里了，你的命令是把他弄出来，你如何处理?)

a.Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door
(用发夹撬开门上的锁)

b.Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb. and blow the door open
(向避难所流氓买一颗小型炸弹，然后炸开门)

c.Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and shoot the lock off
(去枪械库找一把激光***，然后把锁射掉)

d.Walk away, and let the old coot rot
(不管，让他烂在里面吧)


7:Oh no! you've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! what's the best course of treatment?
(哦 不! 你被暴露在辐射中，因为变异，你的肚子上长出了一只手，你觉得最好的治疗过程是什么?)

a.A bullet to the brain
(爆头***)

b.Large doses of an anti_mutagen agent
(服用大剂量的抗突变药剂)

c.Prayer. maybe god will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion
(祈祷，也许上帝会看在你虔诚的一生份上宽恕你)

f.Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
(用激光彻底切除已变异的组织)


8:A fellow vault 101 resident is in possession of a grognak the barbarian comic book, issue number 1. you want it, what's the best way to obtain it?
(一位101避难所的居民有一本《野蛮人柯南》漫画书创刊号，你很想要，你会用什么办法得到它)

a.Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
(用你同等价值的的东西和他交换)

b.steal the comic book at gunpoint
(枪口顶着他的脑袋，逼他交出漫画书)

c.Sneak in to the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
(悄悄的潜入他的房间，然后从他的桌子里偷走漫画书)

d.Slip some knock-out drops into the resident's nuka-cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious
(在他的核子可乐中放点***，等他昏迷后拿走漫画书)


9:You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. you enter his private restroom when no one is looking. and...?
(你决定对你的父亲来场恶作剧，在没有人看见的情况下，你进入了他的洗手间，接着你会做什么?)

a.Loosen the bolts on some pipes. when the sink is turned on, the restroom will flood
(拧松水管的螺丝，当他打开水时，洗手间会水漫金山)

b.Put a firecracker in the toilet. that's sure to cause some chaos
(把烟花爆竹放在他的洗手间里，这一定会引起不小的恐慌)

c.Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
(打开他的医药箱，把他的高血压药换成一些糖丸)

d.Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock the next time he shaves
(改变一下他剃须刀的功率，下次他使用时会被电击一下)


10:Who is, indisputably, the most important person in vault 101, he who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
(在101避难所中，谁是毋庸置疑的，最重要的人，将原子荒地中的我们收容，他给了我们一切，包括我们的生活)

a.The overseer
(避难所总管)

b.The overseer
(避难所总管)

c.The overseer
(避难所总管)

d.The overseer
(避难所总管).

kyeson

G.O.A.T.是很搞笑....实在想不出第四题选足球队会影响啥...

和谐社会

哈哈~赞一下LZ的翻译~~

sonicsnake

最搞笑的离开考场的时候后排有个家伙说他做不出最后一题................

houjingdu

这个……………………

ashs

昨天我也在玩这里..后面问你奶奶给了你把枪,叫你去杀人..你杀还是不杀...
我想到开心网上面的投票了...

val

第一题的B选项，是脏话
第五题的C选项，是多管机枪，每分钟几千发的那种
这样翻比较搞笑

jowjx

太搞笑了,佩服一下楼主的翻译能力

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G.O.A.T. 这样看起来原汁原味啦

魂影

minigun不是时小型枪，而是转管的火神跑，就是终结者2里阿诺拿的那种。