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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.  

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
  
  First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
  
Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?  
           
  I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That  prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
  
  After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas *** as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
  
  Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
  
  Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!
  
  Thoughtfully yours,
  Alex
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至2009年5月27日凌晨1：43在DOWNTOWN试图打劫我的仁兄：




我就是当时您拿刀威胁要交出我身上的黑色Burberry夹克的那位，当时您也没有忘记索取我女友的包包和耳环。

我希望您能看到这则很重要的信息。

首先我要为我在你拿走我的夹克后对您掏枪的行为作出道歉，那天晚上虽然不是很冷，但是我穿夹克是有我的理由的。

我女友那天刚给我买了一把M1911 .45的***作为生日礼物，同时我也买了一个肩挎式的枪套。

显然您也觉得这把武器很有威慑力，尤其是当枪口顶在你脑门上的时候。

我知道光着脚走回您住的地方并非十分愉快的经历，因为我要求您留下您的鞋子，钱包还有手机。（目的只是不希望您很快得回去交上以大棒XD再来找我报复。）

在我给您手机通讯录里面写着“妈妈”的号码打了一通电话并解释了整个事情的经过之后，我用您的信用卡在加油站给自己和另外4个人加满了油。其中一个拖着房车足足加了150加仑的家伙尤其表现的感激万分。

然后我把您的鞋子和钱包里面的所有现金都给了Vinnie Van Go Go’s外面的流浪汉。（对他来说那是多么兴奋的一天）

然后我把您的前把丢在了路边的一台又大又炫的改装车里面，当然那是在我砸了所有的窗玻璃和划花了半边车以后。

稍后我用您的手机又打了几通电话爱情动作专线，没多久移动公司就把电话停机了，我就用了您的电话还不到一天啊，这到底是怎么回事呢？

不久前我又努力打通了两通威胁电话，一个是给国家***，一个是给FBI. 当我说目标是奥巴马的时候FBI的那个家伙似乎很紧张，我们聊了很久。（估计是在查你的电话号码的记录和持有人姓名什么的）
某种意义上来说，我或许应该为没有当场杀了你而道歉。不过我觉得这样的报应才是对您的罪行最恰当和适合的。我祝你好运，尤其是在处理以上提到的一些似乎比较紧急和辣手问题的时候。同时我希望你能够有机会做出这些阴影，然后可能会慎重的考虑一下你的职业选择。

要记住，下次可能您不会那么走运。




祝你愉快

为您担忧的

ALEX.

gbjy_cn

美式幽默么人理解

看贴不回的TXJJTDS。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

linkfy

我没看懂。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

lee.rei

很冷~

こころは、もっと動く
βテスト終了、いよいよ本番が始まります !

gbjy_cn

冷么。。。老外都觉得很搞笑

可能要看英文才能体会到真髓。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

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意思就是说，打劫不要带冷兵器。

kadomony

可怜的劫匪..............

328928249

美国的广告很多都看不太懂

sugoi_walker

劫犯会买杂志看么？

宫野志保

这广告是想宣传打劫不要用刀而要用枪吗