[MUL]刺客信条兄弟会预告片的另类歌曲演绎～～赞

superDioplus

***的有才职人把刺客信条兄弟会的预告改编成了歌曲，而歌词就是叙述整个预告片播放的过程。听起来十分搞笑。下面有歌词以及本人粗浅的翻译。





Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE  
星际之门，育碧商标，闪光～
A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade.
一片白色矩阵中显现出一个日期然后慢慢消～～～～～～失
and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH
还有人说罗马不是一天造出来的～～啊～～～
BLOOM TRANSITION
朦胧地过渡效果～
The birds get the hell out of there.
鸟儿们都屁颠屁颠地离开～
Because they know something's going down
因为它们知道马上就要发生大事撩～
Is he gonna die?
这个人会死吗？
No, it's a medium shot.
不对，只是个中距离镜头～
Pan, zoom, and slow-mo
再横移，放大加上慢动作
means he's the target.
意思目标就他了～～～～
Mysterious hooded man watches(from a distance)
神秘的帽男注视着一切（在远处）
Take a second to look awesome
再给个吊一点的镜头～
Time to go.
该出发了
Walk in slow-motion
用慢动作来走
So you still look awesome.
可以显得更吊
Guard just saw you,
卫兵看到了你
And he's gonna shot you.
他开始准备射杀你
But don't mind him
不过别急
Just keep looking awesome.
继续扮吊～
That shadow will take care of him
有个影子会帮你料理他
WHITE!
屏幕反白
Guard says "Stop!"
守卫说到“站住！”
Just kill him with your awesome
用吊吊的气势来杀死他
The other got it by an arrow so you're good.
另一个守卫被飞来一箭杀死所以你没事
PART THE RED SEA
分离这红色的海洋
Hopefully those guards have good armor
这些守卫应该有更牛的盔甲
No, they don't.
不对，没有
Maybe they do
也许他们有
They don't.
他们～～也没～～～～有
Now act like you didn't do it.
现在，装作你很无辜
They're not buying it...
他们才不信...
Target comes out of his shelter
目标从马车走出来
He's distracted by a feather.
主角被一片飞舞的羽毛分了心
He's like, "SHOOT ME!"
他貌似在说“来射我把～”
He likes feathers.
他喜欢羽毛
He looks up when he remembers
他展望天空于是回想起
Ooh, I LOVE birds!
哦对了我是喜欢鸟的
Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE
对鸟儿点头后周围人都死了
Everywhere PEOPLE DIE
周围一片人都死了
Target doesn't die,
但目标还没死
HE'S FINE!
他居然没事
Target sends horsemen to die.
目标派了批骑兵过来送死
Kill the horse, the rider falls down.
干掉了马，骑兵摔个嘴啃泥
Kill the rider the rider falls down.
干掉骑兵，骑兵应声落地
Target's still fine.
目标还是毫发无损
Target nods and some other guards
目标点头随机另一群卫兵
that were hiding in pillars
从藏身的石柱后
COME OUT
冲出来
and then take their formation
然后站好了队
then Target pulls out his sword
目标抽出他的剑
then goes to smell his sword
然后还闻了下他的剑
...not sure why.
搞不懂
Mysterious hooded man joined by
神秘的帽男周围***了
other hooded people...
一堆帽男...
YOUR'E NEXT.
你就是下一个
RUN-NING
开跑
RUUUUUUUNNING
都开跑了～
SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK
再慢动作跳起攻击！



原版视频
http://www.***.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU.

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