【強烈推薦】對話相當有趣的惡搞影片---(英文要稍微懂一些些)

killua31

WARD主頁：http://www.the-ward.com/video_The-Ward.html

第一集：http://www.the-ward.com/files/DaysOfOurLivesREep1.wmv
第二集：http://www.the-ward.com/files/DaysOfOurLivesREep2.wmv
第三集：http://www.the-ward.com/files/DaysOfOurLivesREep3.wmv
第四集：http://www.the-ward.com/files/daysepisode4.wmv



超級爆笑的配音
本人強烈建議大家欣賞
我稍微聽的懂一些
很搞笑


未來我想幫影片加上中文字幕(可能只加上部份的，因為我的英文很破，)
有很多地方的翻譯可能要請教英文好一點的同學幫忙了.

超杀杀鸭炒饭

基本能全听懂，但是太卡了~~听不全，翻译不了~~能下载后听就没问题。

meteor0128

由于脏话太多,对话经常被屏闭很难译啊~~
不过http://www.the-ward.com/files/daysepisode4.wmv(无屏闭)
看了后笑番了

超杀杀鸭炒饭

感谢KILLUA弄好了~~今天全部下完了。。太好笑了~~虽然中间很多俚语，而且混杂的地方也很难听清楚，不过还是有很大部分是笑死人的。~~

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我来翻译，占楼下载先


第一个，

silly music

grr....oh...god....oh...

A:how did a rookie dumb like you look for the president's doughter?
B:yeah,how the hell a wenp like you could get a job like that?
L:shut up
A you are the chicken boy, not me
L that's not funny dumbass,i trained as goverment agent and i pulled this knife and shave your ass into pieces of shit
A you all talk buddy, that knife propblibly plastic.
L how about have you stupid friend pulled over and i will show you my plasic knife little bit closer,we will talk about shit then,you know you people make me sick
A ah, you crazy crazy love, there's no one listen to you , is that true, captain @#$@%^.
L i am gonna kill you
A that's nice
A pull over, i have to go, will you be ok if i leave chicken boy?
L you gonna die

(A's pissing)

L what hell is that guy's problem?
B meeting people like you, loser
(B is singing)
L shut up, just shut up

A (singing) oh ! oh! come again! oh, how i gonna explain this....
shit

(back to the car)
L turn the god damn music off , now !
A not a chance
L ***ing asshole
A so chicken shit, what's on the aganda for today?
B going shopping for a @$@#$%?
L frist stop i will shoot your doughter in the heart
B you gonna watch the back

L by the way, you car sucks, freak
A not as much as you, believe it
L *** you
B get off, eat shit leon
L i am out of here
B what is that?
L get the hell of me

(silly music)
L this song again? oh bitch, ***@#$@#$
L what's wrong with the song, it's everywhere
C ......
L nevermind
L hello stupid, hey asshole, i know you took this girl, now where the *** she at?

未完，累死了，明天再继续

肉泥

往往英文的翻成中文就不那么搞笑了 ~~还是看原版的比较好~~~带会我也下来看看 哈哈~~

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非常有内涵的片子............

慕应雄

鄙人用NetTranspot下载，提示说超时...........下载不了.

超杀杀鸭炒饭

那我接着karmue的把第1个影片的后半段写出来吧~~~没听清楚的用符号表明-_-b，欢迎大家一起来校正。

L：i'm going to seek this shit.
villager:hear what u do,you go outside the cabin,u take the left,you go down the bar,that's it.~~that's real cute.
V:fuuuuu~~a ~~~`
L:what the ***?freeze,bitch,i said freeze bitch`~(peng,peng~~gun shot)~~@$@#$%?&*$~~~bitch.

(the car start to crash~~~leon look outside)
L:yes,so deserve that.~~oh,i cant take this anymore~~~ouch(jump through the window)
V:a gua world~-_-b~~
L:@$? the song,~~die,~~die~~(peng,peng)
L:oh,forget it~~im sick of this.what the *** wrong with these people.All they do is just sit around all day and attact
around stronger and listen to the bad music?~~god~~

(save the dog)
L:hey buddy,what happen to you?
Dog:get out of here-_-b~~
L:that dog is better than i even haven.
L:who knows what's next probably bring to the backstreet_boy something.
L:oh,great,traps~~how cute-_-b~~(bomb,bomb~)~~all right,dont put it too easy.what the ***s gonna to happen to me now.
V:you stranger~~
L:im sick,people~~~you need to stay *** of my way.
L:Ashley,~~~~Ashley`~~~~where the *** are you ~~~Ashley`~god damned~~~you will become the real tinning my ass~

(the god damned music-_-b)
L:dont play the MR villagers with that music not playing?

(into the village)
(LOOK)
L:what the hell is that?~
(villagers sing the song-_-b~~~)
L:it looks like at least one of these losers get@#%,sir~~***ing more on~~
L:hey bitch~~can i borrow some sugar?~~i get real bad feeling about this.

(leon into the room)
L:shit,there are too many~~what shit~~
V1:open up~please~~
V2:you~~go over there~
V3:im going to get some coffee.
(chainsaw man)
L:what the ***~~shit~~you go down~~~this is my house!

(Leon jump out)
L:ouch~~~~~~

(fight~~)
L:you got the world's&%$#~fans~~
V:barbie girl~~wahhhhhh~~~
L:god~~~
V:barbire~~~girl~~-_-b
L:get away~~~~`
V:ar~~gua~~~= =~~~~
L:die~freaks~~~just~~die!!!


(god damned music again~~~)
V1:hi,barbie~~
v2:this is my favoritr song!~~
V:ar~~~gua~~~~ar~~~gua`~~ar`gua~~~~~~~~`-_-b
L:what the *** with this songgggggggggggggg.................

累啊。。。。。。。

超杀杀鸭炒饭

没听清楚的单词或短句都用问号代替（有些问号本来是问号，汗。。。比如ah后面接的）~~~听力有限，大家一起来更正吧~~
累死偶了今天。。。。。歇会再来。。

BGM:ke~~en~~ke~~how are you going to do it~~who knows~~%$$#^&*@#&^?..........

L:whatever,im just going to put that whole things didint happen~~ashely~~oh~~ashely~`get out here you stupid bitch,
im on now ashely so we can go home~.

(into the gate)
L:shut you stupid father up~~ashely`~~
(the rock)
L:holyshit~~
(run~~)
L:oh my god~~my~~god~~my god~aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~~....-_-b
L:you crazy ***ing bastards.i hope no one saw that....
L:at least im still alive in current the ? world moment my life.
V:you will never get me,leon`~ar~~gua........
L:i see you.you little shit.come on,come back here~~
(bomb~~)
L:i knew it,i knew this contract will fight me ass.
L:thank god i put on an untax exploding cream i got off ebay..-_-b~~

(into the room)
L:damned these people are on the crazy ?~trap warriors,bad music,crazy........(bomb~~~)

(find luis)
L:finally,ashley come to papa~~you are so not ashely......i should kill you now.or maybe you know where she is.
LU:ah.~~~ouch~~~you going to kill me?
L:still mind~~
LU:ah~~?~~~not people here..
L:are you not tempting me,are you?
LU:ah~~no~~nooooooo~i just think you look like backstreet_boy i hv know,backbond.
L:will you cue?

(the lord of village come)
V:ar~~~`gua
LU:ah~~shit.ouch~~~
L:they should be fine.
LU:***.
BGM:dang~~dang~~~dang~~~~~~-_-b
L:ha~~~~ah,shit....
saddler:haaaaaaaaaaaaaaar~~~enjoy this virus.i hv made it specially for you.and ashely~~and all the villagers.never mind.
sonn you will become my bitch.this is most exciting.

(LEON wake up)
L:ah~~~~~hey,bitch~~wake up.
LU:I love you too,mother***er guy.
L:you told me you love me?freak.
LU:what didi i say?i couldnt say that,pretty boy..now you are making up you damn words.ouch~~you ?
L:yeah,the name is leon.you'd better tell me where the girl's results.
LU:we keep through enemy,pretty boy.that she ?
L:you bitch.
LU:that's nice.she is your sister?
L:ah?why would you so ?what the hell you say?
LU:central perfercence,now you are better not?
V:ar~~``gua.......ar~~~~gua~~~~~~`
L:son of bitch.tell me you love me and you call me a gay?you say you love me!
LU:maybe is true.why dont you pop the ?
L:ah?
LU:im just explaining with you,cowboy.i dont know who you ex-girlfriend is.
L:she is not my girlfriend.
I knew it.she is the president's daughter,asshole.
LU:ah?shall she is.
L:she is!
LU:OK,she's probably just a hoak(?).
L:i will kill you myself.i only hv a spoon now.
LU:that sounds bad.
L:somehow i will get out of this make your life shitting then i will make you take the spoon my force.
LU:well~~~that's really interesting then.
LU:i didnt note using ?~~departure time.
V:ar~~~gua~is forever....
LU:do something,cop.
L:i told you im a cop~~now~~~
(QTE~~)
LU:out,loser.
L:wait,bitch.

Merchant:your friend went that way...
L:wasnt that special,special,special,special~~~
M:i told you your friend went the other way,hehe~~and now you die....
(peng,peng,peng~~~)
L:***ing more on.

V:ye~~mie....yes more of us.
L:how are your legs,losers...

(After dream)
L:that was some dream,how the hell i get here?
V:i said we kill this stupid cop right here now.ar~`gua...
L:ah....you~~asshole~~
Lord:you are my meat,my dog.i will let you leave for now.just stay out of my way like a good boy or your face will
very consequcence.
L:does he choke his dog?....

L:damn,i forget my wallet.
(ADA come)
ADA:leave?~~bitch.
L:what~~the...ADA?that's bullshit!I thought the bitch was ***ing dead....-_-b