WII英文笑话集（18+）

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国外WII名称恶搞笑话集

"Wii - a hands on experience"
"Can I play with your Wii?"

Ah man i got to go take a wii
I love Shaking Your WiiMote

"Dude, that Wii looks awesome!"

"Whoa!! Your Wii is White"

"Your Wii is really small.*laughs*"

Costumer: "I'd like to buy the new Nintendo console."
Clerk: "You mean the Wii?"
Costumer: "Umm, yes. *coughs*"
Clerk: "If you buy two you can have a Wii Wii."
Costumer: "Just give me my damn console."

Your Wii has Spots on it!

Girls love Wiis.

AYE! Hands of my Wii!

Want to Try My Wii

Want to comeover and play on my Wii ?

My Wii is very Powerful.

My Wii is hot

You really have to shake the Wiimote to get it to work properly

Wiis can sometimes be hard to control...

I wish my Wii was black, I hate having this white Wii

Hey my Wii glows

*When you play with your wiimote, it vibrates and have sound!, and the pointer is really accurate*
*I don't like black wiis, I prefer the white ones*

"Hey guyz, wanna come over and play with my Wii?"
"OH MY GOD! YOU GOT A Wii!!!"
"How much does a Wii cost?"
"The Wii is realy realy fun."

I think with my Wii.

I spilled vanilla Yogurt on my wiimote

customer: Can I have a wii please?
clerk: of course! Urine gamestop!

My wii is so pretty! I'm not joking they do look very nice, you should come see it sometime!

My Girlfriend love to play with my Wii

Do you want to play an Army game on my Wii ?
I was playing on my Wii all day !  
I need to put batteries in my Wii to make it work.  
Right when I go home I play on my Wii.

Im going to sell playtime with my Wii for money on the streets at night

Billy could have had a nice and productive life... but now all he does is sit in his room all day and play with his Wii.

My Wii Has 512 MB Built-In Memory

My wiimote is 6 inch long!

some of this jokes suck!
Wii can do better!



Want to come over and play with my Wii?
It's small, white, asian, and will only cost you $250


Want to come over and play with my station?
It's long and black but will cost you $600


Want to come over and look in my box?
It's long, old, has some green spots and will cost you $400


My Wii overheats sometimes and I have to restart it

Real men have a Wii!

*My Wii can have compatibility and share Data with your other Wii or DS*
*Hey your Wii is as cool as mine*
*I like the way your Mii look, with all the hair it has*
*My wii is so cool, that it can eat your DS*


you dont need a white box to lunge yer remote toward to yell "Wiiiiiiiii!"

my console is motion based. I call it my wii.

"My Wii can stick into my TV!" =D
Oh! Oh! And...
"You and my Wii can make beautiful music together! ;D"
Reference to the orchestra game in Wii Play. xD


"Move your Wii to make Link's sword move"


Im going to chuck a wii next to the television.
Ill let u play with my wii, if u let me play with your wii.
Next to my television, i put my wii on my playstation


With the Wii, all you need to do is point and shoot

Hey guys, i brought my Wii. Want to play with it?


There's a wii on the top of my TV.

You can get your hands on a Wii November 19th.


My wii has malfunctioned
I was playing with my wii and it snapped in half

My Wii Has A Card SLot

I like to make my Wii move fast.
Want some Wiid ?

plug in my wii

wait...i dont have a Wii.