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发表于 2007-4-13 10:37 · 英国
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美版巨龙对白:
Warning!!
Instruction detected.
Leave immediately or be purged.
!! (认得mario?) Wait. Scan initialized.
Red cap detected. Blue overalls detected. Level 5 mustache detected.
Incredible. Possible subject identafication.
But it is impossible.
Hold ur position. Searching data banks...(dingdingding...!!)
Search complete. One positive match.
System overload. Legenary hero identified. (我们可爱的大叔是传说中的勇者么?)
跟着自我介绍一轮, 说自己叫Franktail, 是守护XX的, 等了英雄N年了~然后叫mario去拿那个XX, 突然就出现了黑白面小丑Dimentio:"Nice to meet u...and ur mustache"^_^ 说如果mario的旅程一路顺风就太闷了, 跟着对Franktail放了下电便把它电晕了~~巨龙眼睛狂转, 又发话了:
Beeeeeeeeeeeer~
I am error. Press any key to restart.
System not found. Please insert install disc.
Disc is not found. Please confirm discover is closed.
Read error. Insert boot disc and press enter.
No response. System may be busy or melting into slag.
Application error. Save your work and quit.
You lost everything. Way to go. Genius.
Waiting for processors.
404 computer hamsters not found.
...
c:/ run query identification
c:/ run insult generator
c:/ result: go away yeti-lip!
CTRL ALT DEL!
系统重启~boss战开始~
用过dos的老用户应该对上面的文字比较熟悉~~^_^
Franktail还用那么旧的系统难怪被人电一下就当机啦~ |
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