[求助]有谁懂英语啊，帮忙翻译一段话吧。急。！！！！

谦虚的学习

enjoy the acccount while you can monday comes,and it is shut down
still playing with a stolen account,you must be a real dirtbag.....how many times you play with yourself a day?
scumbag......kick any puppies this moming?
lmmaturity shows it is colors in people such as yourself
i may find your address and pay you a vist....keep that in mind ,I have your address,your information on th account alluded to a highschool , so there i will hyave ytour picture
i work for the federal govemment,finding oyu is easy. Email me @micheal.s.kelly4@usmc.mil
you will find it amazing the lengths i will go to to recover an account i spent several huhndred dollars for.
今天我一打开360就发现私人信息里面有3封信。我给他全部打下来了。达人帮忙翻译一下谢谢。.

谦虚的学习

我草。。。废了。。。
这绝对是个误会。。。

潇涩风竹

你给他回个
"Go away....MotherfXck"

海克托鲁

还FBI呢，我承认我笑了。。。。。。。

该用户已被禁言

我怎么觉得看上去像恶搞。。。

zhf

这100%是假的，就算是偷的账号，一不会让你电邮那个信箱的。

如果你已经发邮件了，那么恭喜你，你那个邮箱很快就会成为垃圾站。

谦虚的学习

我问别人了。那个信箱是美国海军陆战队的军用服务器邮箱地址。
有点怕了。。

zhf

你先搞清楚usmc是干什么的再怕也不迟~

cwefgqiu

下面是引用谦虚的学习于2008-02-25 23:51发表的:
我问别人了。那个信箱是美国海军陆战队的军用服务器邮箱地址。
有点怕了。。

LZ实话实说把，帐号杂来地？

谦虚的学习

帐号是我申请的还能杂来的。！我的是港版机我尝试发过去了
there must be a misunderstanding, i'm sure i did nothing wrong, can u tell me (in detail) about what happened to ur acccount, i'll try my best to help
他回了我个
I‘ve had enough of your garbage.You are dead meat，Don‘t give me your excuses，You bastard!You look guilty! I‘ll never forgive you! You‘re such a bitch