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[Omegle]可真是个龙蛇混杂的地方,有个***妹一开口就问我....有多大....

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发表于 2009-4-16 12:49  ·  山西 | 显示全部楼层
我都说了前面不来一句chungechunyemen很有可能浪费感情

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音樂版冥土同好會頭目

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发表于 2009-4-16 12:58  ·  贵州 | 显示全部楼层
那上面中国人假扮的老外多得很
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发表于 2009-4-16 14:13  ·  四川 | 显示全部楼层
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 你好
Stranger: 你好
You: 囧
Stranger: 你是中国人吗
You: 恩
You: 你呢
Stranger: 我是老外,荷兰人
Stranger: 但是我住在上海
You: nice for you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: u looking for a *** using this shit?
You: 成都
Stranger: Which npart of China?
You: s-east
Stranger: No I don't need a ***
You: i see
You: what r u doing in SH?
Stranger: 四川对吗?
Stranger: 学习中文。
You: yeah
Stranger: I'm here for an exchange
You: i see
Stranger: How about you? Are you a student?
Stranger: Or working
You: Ima student in a foreign university's foundation year program in 成都
You: im going to oz
You: next year
Stranger: oz?
You: austrilia
Stranger: ooowh ok, cool
Stranger: So you're going there to study?
You: yeah study first get some bloody money after graduation
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah Australia is quite expensive.
You: i m thinking about to be a architecht
Stranger: Then money shouldn't be a problem for you :P
You: hehe something like that
Stranger: hehe I know a Chinese guy that is a architect. He studied in Germany
You: coool how's his payment?
You: i dont want to use mo parents' money forever
You: i heard that architects are well paid
Stranger: I guess he can't complain since he's driving audi a8
Stranger: I didn't ask him about his salary
You: A8 coool
Stranger: architects are really well paid haha
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 19 & u?
Stranger: 20
You: u guy or bitch? XD
Stranger: Hahahahaha
Stranger: I'm a dude
You: dude 2 haha
Stranger: haha I guessed, no bitch would use the word bitch
Stranger: haha
You: haha yeah
You: so what u gonna do after exchanging?
Stranger: Going back to the Netherlands to finish my major
You: i'm what kind of work u would apply for?
Stranger: Accountant
Stranger: i;m studying business economics and accountancy
You: ~~~ in oz a hell a lot of chinese want to be Accountant
Stranger: haha cause it's a good job
Stranger: but ***in boring :p
You: that the point i want a more challanging on
You: e
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: Yeah accountant is good money, but I don't wanna spend my life like that. Might taking another major when I finish that one
You: yeah that's a right choice 2 make
You: what university in SH are you in??
Stranger: 财大
You: it's a very good one
Stranger: Haha 还可以
Stranger: What's the name of your uni?
You: for now 四川大學
You: for future University of New South Wales
Stranger: hehe very ambitious
Stranger: cool
You: hehe one reason that i'll going to study abroad
You: is my school performance in high school sucks LOL
Stranger: lol who cares, as long as you try hard in uni
You: yeah but in china u dont try hard in highschool u can't even enter a good uni
Stranger: ooowh i see
Stranger: In holland they just have some tests you have to take
Stranger: if you pass them
Stranger: you can enter :p
You: yeah actually im talking about the damn test
You: chines have one named 高考
Stranger: Oh ok, Did you already take it?
You: yester day a friend in my highschool texted me that a girl there just jumped off from the teaching building
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: why
You: high pressure from teahcers from parents from themselves
You: no good score in 高考 no good uni no good career no good life
Stranger: damn, that's just sick. Yeah I heard that parents have very high expectations from their children here.
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: can't she just do a retake?
You: yeah retaking in china is not that good cuz
You: ah sry for my poor english
Stranger: Dude, you're english is awesome
Stranger: your*
Stranger: haha
You: for example if u take 高考 in 1999
Stranger: yeah
You: and u fail
You: the students who attend 高考 in 2000 may studied very different sfuff in there highschool years
Stranger: ooooowh I see
You: and u retake u can hardly adapt ur self
Stranger: yeah, that's really diffi***
Stranger: So you only get one chance
You: yeah one shot
You: its been very nice 2 talking 2 you man, but i gotta go there is a chemistry class awaits this afternoon
Stranger: hehe ok man
Stranger: good luck out there
You: yeah have a nice day

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发表于 2009-4-16 14:16  ·  辽宁 | 显示全部楼层
她问的是HOW OLD AER U  还是HOW BIG AER U

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发表于 2009-4-16 14:17  ·  天津 | 显示全部楼层
我一上这个网站就聊的是荷兰或者芬兰的。。。
倒像碰到日本美国巴西人
从没遇到过。。。

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发表于 2009-4-16 14:18  ·  浙江 | 显示全部楼层
目前还没去试过。。

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发表于 2009-4-16 14:26  ·  上海 | 显示全部楼层
远涉重洋来到了这个网站,和自己同胞聊天当然就没什么意思了,所以提供一下几种判别自己人的方法:

1、You: spring brother?
Stranger: true man

像这样的,囧,就可以直接用中文了,可以看看这篇德国的评论文章,第一张图是亮点,充分说明了中国的人口基数之大与春哥的影响力之广。

2、You: grass-mud-horse?
Stranger: ……

一开始我是用这个方法的,但遇到了一个小百合的,居然没看懂,Orz,不愧是5毛故乡…

3、You: 我就知道你看得懂这句话
Stranger: 同胞啊….

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发表于 2009-4-16 14:29  ·  浙江 | 显示全部楼层
grass-mud-horse...............................faint...

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发表于 2009-4-16 15:00  ·  辽宁 | 显示全部楼层
这样啊 还是不去了。。。。。。。。。。。

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发表于 2009-4-16 15:03  ·  上海 | 显示全部楼层
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