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Jon_God Feb 23, 2006, 9:23 am
Playstation 2 | Xbox
Final Fight: Streetwise
>Style 1 or 2-Player Action >Publisher Capcom
>Developer Capcom >Release February 14 >ESRBM
Make It Stop
I am honestly offended by Final Fight: Streetwise. Not because I hold some sort of dreamy nostalgia for the original 16-bit Double Dragon clone, but because it upsets me that somebody thinks that people are stupid enough to pay real money for this garbage. This title is so incredibly flawed on every level that I'm astounded that it's even being released commercially. Forget for a moment, about the clumsy attempt at portraying "urban" ***ure via gratuitous swearing and a couple licensed hip-hop tracks. Ignore, if you will, the banal story that is based solely around urban stereotypes. The basic brawler-style gameplay is so broken that these are merely trifling concerns. Enemies with AI so buggy that they don't move slaughter their friends are a frequent occurrence. Nearly every attack combo locks you into an animation so lengthy that it's nigh impossible to react to a changing situation. And most of the boss fights are most ill-conceived, monotonous, and frustrating events I've ever had the misfortune of playing. Outside of the occasional thrill of blowing some fool away with a shotgun or breaking a baseball bat over someone's head, there are no redeeming qualities to Final Fight: streetwise. Please, make the right choice and stay as far away from this pile of excrement as you possibly can.------ADAM
Bottom Line 4
>Concept: Make a minimum-effort attempt to cash in one last time on an aging property that some gamers might have a fondness for
>Graphics: How can some-thing so ugly still have constant slowdown?
>Sound: The licensed tracks are one of the only highlights of the entire package
>Playability: Being constantly locked into an attack animation leads into to endless frustration
>Entertainment: The only reason to play this game is if someone pays you to do it
>Replay Value: Low
Second Opinion 5.5
If you're the first one to step up when someone says "taste this it's terrible," then you may get a perverse kick out of Final Fight: Streetwise. Crappy graphics, a moronic story, and barely passible gameplay have combined here into a maelstrom of tragedy, making for a game so bad it's somewhat endearing. I found myself compelled to stick with Streetwise until it's pitiful end, if only to see what laughable twists it took next. Considering that it features both an arcade mode and the original game, I can see some people getting the same "it's so-bad-it's-kinda-good" thrill as I did.---JEREMY. |
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