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The Japanese Wii Safety Manual is Crazy
老美眼中的日版Wii的安全手册
This crazy Japanese Wii safety manual is pretty much indicative of Japanese people's general insanity. Our theory: a secret battle between Godzilla and several Gundams in the early 1980s bombarded the whole of Japan with cosmic G-rays, which allowed then-youths to grow up and draw these weird-ass manuals.
这本Wii的日版安全手册充分证明了日本人的疯狂本性...理论:上个世纪80年代初哥斯拉和高达的一场秘密战斗中,全日本都被G射线辐射了,所以才会让当时年幼的日本人长大后画出了如此奇怪的手册.
First, hitting your husband in the face with a Wiimote is not acceptable even if you're pregnant. Do not blame it on your hormones.
首先,用wii遥控器打你丈夫的脸是不对的.即使你怀孕了也不对.不要找借口说是你荷尔蒙分泌的问题...
Do not pour half a bottle of orange-flavored tea onto your Wii. Anything less than half is fine.
不要把半瓶橙汁倒在Wii上,如果是少于半瓶或者其他口味的,那就随便倒好了...
The Wii is not a tie. (I actually did this when I was playing Zelda.)
Wii不是领带...(其实我自己玩zelda的时候也这么做来着)
Do not attempt to control your heart with the Wiimote.
不要试图控制自己的心跳...
 When the Wii catches a cold, use a hypo-allergenic blanket.
如果Wii感冒了,请用不容易使人过敏的毯子包裹...
Do not remove the four leaf clover from your Wii. It is Nintendo's secret to motion sensing.
不要把四叶苜蓿(美国文化中好运的代表)从Wii里面拔出来.那是任天堂保证Wii能够收到动作信号的秘密.
Do not unwrap the Wii over your head.
不要把Wii的袋子从你头上拿下来
Do not attempt to produce your own twist-ties for the sensor bar. One is provided for you.
不要试图自己制作感应器线材的捆扎线,已经有现成的了.
Test have shown limited success with playing the Wii with your feet. However, you will produce lightning.
试验证明用脚控制Wii遥控器很难成功.但是会出先闪电,危险.
Blu-ray discs will not work in the Wii.
Wii不吃蓝光碟
Do not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens. They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman.
不要把Wii施舍给无家可归的日本人.他们应该自己努力去找一个工作来养活自己.
Do not forcibly remove Wii discs. There is an ejection mechanism. Jerk.
不要跟Wii抢盘,Wii有弹出碟片的功能,笨蛋.
Do not attempt to wake up the Wii when it is napping.
嘘...在Wii睡觉的时候不要吵醒她.
Do not attempt to plug the nunchuk attachment into your foot. Again, lightning.
不要试图把双节棍插在脚上,一样,会有闪电...
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